Prepare to be amazed.

I miss the print version of the Weekly World News so much in its customary spot next to the cash register at the grocery store.  I actually had a subscription.  I actually made someone I love buy it for me as a gift.  A towering paragon of journalistic integrity compared to today’s rank pikers.

You can still enjoy the online version, which is still pretty entertaining.  Did you know a mermaid was recently found in a can of sardines?  It’s true, because I read it in the Weekly World News!