…fill my wallet with your riches!
A bingo buddy’s lucky charm. A tarted up frog with a strangely human ass. The world of bingo holds many terrible secrets.
Come on Bingo gods…
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Sing it, Sammy!
Why can’t I have these?
Why do kids get all the cool bedding? Why does everyone assume that adults like boring colors or stupid florals? Are adults actually that boring and unimaginative or was this just some industry-wide marketing decision that everyone just went along with?
Scary Farm!
When a tree sprouts through the backyard fence…
…and you leave it because hey, free tree!
Alfie and her reading list…
Alfie is an avid reader. Some of her favorites include, I Want to Kill That Squirrel, Explosive Barking for No Reason Vol. 7, and Puking for Maximum Inconvenience.
This is the best plot twist in the history of human storytelling. Change my mind.
My beautiful Alfie…
…is 10! I can’t believe it…where has the time gone? Here’s to many more happy years and adventures!