T is for Tea Party

Had a tea party…well, I live in a house where a tea party was given. Didn’t help much because I don’t like parties. But it was so pretty and went off so well that I actually felt guilty. I promise to help more next time.

U is for Unclear

What’s unclear is…who is talking? Is it the pooping dog on the sign? Another, theoretical dog, that’s virtue signaling about it’s potty habits? Or is it the person who put the sign up? In which case, all I have to say is that there’s a big difference between a dog using a yard as a restroom and a PERSON doing it. What do you think?

W is for Walk

I’m a sucker for plumeria. They smell so wonderful.

Apples! Don’t see them too often. These were hanging over someone’s backyard wall, so, according to the Rules of Overhanging Fruit Acquisition, they were fair game. They seemed to sense my intent, and cut the branch. Boo!

Camera-shy T-Rex attempting to hide.

Nice weathervane.

X is for eXam

Sorta, kinda…

Going to a cosmetic eyelid surgeon to get an unwelcome thing or two removed.

Not going in for a Botox face-freezing, don’t worry.

His last office was nice, but not gonna lie, this one is pretty dystopian.