It’s that time of year, and there’s not always going to be a superhero and first responder around to help you.
Beware of giant spiders…
Category: lolz
Fall color…
And that’s it. No kidding. Good-looking leaf, though.
Spreading those good Alfie vibes…
What? Have you not seen good vibes spread like this before?
A DIY beauty treatment!
Greek yoghurt and coffee face scrub. Slap some of this goo on your face and you won’t need botox. My face was so tight that I was afraid to move it, lest it crack and fall off.
Good stuff!
I love spotting new types of wildlife in the neighborhood…
These guys were enjoying the waning days of summer before heading to Palm Springs for the winter.
You’re walking around, minding your own business, and suddenly…
You find your way blocked by the piercing gaze of an elephant, and his dim-witted hippo henchman.
“Hello, might I interest you in PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?”
Alfie is a very want-y girl.
How she suffers…the latest installment…
Complaining…
…about…
…an unsatisfactory…
…arrangement of…
…soft blankies.
Ever get the feeling…
That you’re being watched?
May begins…
…with a couple of perfect Kentucky Derby roses! They weren’t omens or anything, because in spite of my month of studying, my handicapping most definitely did not come up smelling like a rose.