I was sitting in the car waiting my order to be ready for take-out, and a lady opened the door and started to get in before realizing it wasn’t her car. She was horrified, as one would be, and I told her about the time I did that to a family after an Angels game. Just assumed it was mind and started to get into their car (the other people thought I was drunk). We both had a good laugh. This is the kind of thing that happens when every other car is a mid-sized, white SUV.
Category: lolz
My attitude isn’t quite this bad…
… but it’s close.
The more you know…
Karen is safe now. Be safe like Karen.
Prepare to be amazed.
I miss the print version of the Weekly World News so much in its customary spot next to the cash register at the grocery store. I actually had a subscription. I actually made someone I love buy it for me as a gift. A towering paragon of journalistic integrity compared to today’s rank pikers.
You can still enjoy the online version, which is still pretty entertaining. Did you know a mermaid was recently found in a can of sardines? It’s true, because I read it in the Weekly World News!