I feel like I’m being watched all the time. Am I quacking up?
A troubling pattern is emerging…
Category: lolz
Movie Review: Mitchell! (1975)
I watched this with the assistance of my beloved friends at Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Apparently, several minutes of key plot points were shaved off to accommodate commercial breaks and you know what? It doesn’t make any difference, because I don’t think it’s possible to actually get through this thing if you are paying attention to the plot. And that would entail paying attention to the hero, who is so unappealing that all you can do is point and laugh. Which is where MST3K comes in…they make the unbearable funny.
Post-spay fashion show…
The leopard print onesie was the hit of the season!
Behold, the flattering ‘tocks-hugging fit!
Dame Fashion says, “YES DAHLING!”
Look what I bought with my Kentucky Derby winnings….
It Bigfoot, I was helpless to resist.
Whatever it is, I didn’t do it!
She totally SWEARS she is innocent.
Tracking the Damage…
The blood-letting, in particular, was brutal, what with those Puppy Needle Teeth of DEATH.
Movie Review: San Francisco International Airport (1970)
A dreary TV pilot for a series that (understandably) never was is made a joyful and hilarious experience with the help from the folks at Mystery Science Theatre 3000. The cast is full of competent actors (and a few big names) but…it’s about an airport, y’know?
We are under surveillance…
…act casual.
April starts with puppy camouflage…
“There’s no way they can see me behind this honeysuckle trunk…”
She regrets nothing.
“Deal with it.”